You should check out some Crimson Tide blogs some time. They lose on average .9 games a year, but after that one loss (always a squeaker against a top 10 team) it’s fire everyone not named Nick and put in all the third string 5 star freshman because clearly these 4 star seniors don’t have the talent to get the job…

I gotta chime in and say you should pass on the MSR Pocket Rocket. It is not very functional in the real world. It’ll boil a liter of water in four minutes only in the most perfect conditions. In doors where there is no wind, at sea level, with warm fuel of the highest quality. It is also very unstable; tipping over…

I gotta chime in and say you should pass on the MSR Pocket Rocket. It is not very functional in the real world.…

Peter Thiel did not kill Gawker. Gawker’s own unethical actions killed Gawker. Peter Thiel just carried the bullet.

Yeah that kinda annoyed me about the whole Ray Rice thing. Everybody knew what happened. It was widely reported that he punched his fiancee and knocked her unconscious. He was disciplined, they got married, and the world kept turning.

I thought the shutter sound on a smart phone could not be turned off so that Japanese guys can’t stealthily take upskirt photos on staircases.

I’m amused that you have used thousands of urinals in your life, but never figured out how to avoid getting piss on yourself.

That was my experience working fast food as a teenager. Men are more gross than women in general, but women have a capacity for grossness that far outstrips men.

Kinda reminds me of when my fellow Eagles fans crow on about the Cowboys ‘bandwagon’ fans. Like, they haven’t been shit (outside of an isolated season or two) for over twenty years. I’m pretty sure that wagon is empty.

Before the greater internet hive mind decided the only meaning of the word trolling was ‘acting like a troll’, trolling used to have a couple definitions; one of which meant ‘to search around’. I had to alter my vocabulary sometime around 2009-2010 when more and more people kept misunderstanding what I meant when I…

Every try to self officiate a three on three game? Competitive people have an absolutely unshakable faith that the correct call is the one that favors them.

I like the idea that companies won’t turn over their security tapes to just anyone. Why the NFL couldn’t convince the Cleveland police to let them come in a watch the tape after the investigation had been concluded is another matter.

What the fuck is a ‘casual half nutmeg’?

Eh, more like a corner mart that also has gas station locations. The subs aren’t anything special, but they have a pretty good safe handling practice culture. At least at most of the locations. You’ll never regret a Wawa sub if you are in a hurry. 

Plus two preseason games apiece.

Jameis Winston returns today from a three-game ban for sexually assaulting an Uber driver

Great excerpt to read, but allow me to give a little constructive criticism.

Your adblocker is the cause of that.

A week late but I feel I should point out that words like micturate and urinate mean the same thing; flammable/inflammable, yeartide/anniversary, before/prior, belly/midriff/abdomen/solar plexus...when you start going down the rabbit hole of Germanic vs. Latinate influences you will find a whole bunch of words with…

Surprised by the inclusion of a Czech beer in the cheap beer of the week. Why you would drink a crappy beer when in the Czech republic is beyond me. Everybody admits the Czech’s make the best beers. Even the Germans, if they think no other Germans can hear them.

Ok so apparently I don’t know how to embed a tweet or edit a post. Go figure an Eagles fan that can’t use technology properly. Anyway here ya go: