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The watching pornography in a group is a generational thing, right? My buddies and I used to buy opium off the one guy’s grandpa. He lived waayyy out in the woods. Just him, his drugs, his guns, and his 7000 channel satellite t.v. subscription. He always put on hardcore porn after we sat and got good and high.

Shhh...I’m trying to paint in broad strokes for simplicity sake.

Pressure cookers fell out of the public consciousness when cheap ones flooded the market back in the ‘60s. Those crappily made ones were an honest to god danger to explode. Gave the appliance a bad name.

Your paleo nonsense is inaccurate junk science. Beware of what Richard Feynman dubbed ‘cargo cult science’ that relies more on the reasonableness and charisma of an idead than falsifiable evidence.

This has been my experience with the Instant Pot. If I really could make chili in 15 minutes I would tear my stove and oven out of the wall and add more cabinet space. I would buy 5 different sizes of Instant Pot and own stock in the company.

There is an old saying in the Bay, “The most popular player Bay Area sports is the Niners backup QB” (We once chanted for David Fucking Carr)

I can’t even remember if I enjoyed that movie the first time I watched it. Met too many rabid fans that can quote the whole movie verbatim, but lack a single original thought in their heads.

The state with the most amazing natural beauty in America

I support what Pussy Riot tries to do; it’s just a shame their music is complete dogshit.

Well if Hannah’s out, I’m out. It’s been a fun adolescence through early adulthood with you people . 5 or six burner accounts later, I’m just glad I got to understand the zeitgeist that gave us classic GAWKER/Kinja and the best run of adult swim.

It takes an awful small person to get pissy over someone parking by your house.

Ok, I’ll bite.

There was an episode of the Colbert Report where the Stephen Colbert pundit character said: “the Democrats can’t agree on anything” and the side bar said: “Except for which foot to shoot in November”.

I miss Indefinitely Wild. Every.Single.Article. someone would post the ‘I love not camping’ image macro. It was usually the highest rated comment.

I had to scroll down pretty far to grant you your star.

It sort of reminds me of rock band apparel. It used to be if you were sporting an Iron Maiden t-shirt it meant you had seen them on tour or your family vacations at the boardwalk.

It’s cute how envious you guys are of SBNation’s credibility.

As my Dad likes to say: “If people need any of these things to drive their car, then they need to make the driver’s license test harder.”

As my Dad likes to say: “If people need any of these things to drive their car, then they need to make the driver’s

It was that way until 2004. Now the referee CBA calls for ‘all star’ lineups made up of the highest rated at each position. The NFL wanted to change this, but they wound up locking out the refs and....well you know what happened. It will remain this way until the next referee cba negotiations in the summer of 2020.