When did she go from crooner with bad hair to upper pantheon musical goddess? Because if there was a meeting y’all forgot to send me note. I would have argued strenuously that she be relegated to the dustbin of musical history, untimely death be damned.

I agree, every swan and goose in existence deserves to be kicked in the head and/or endlessly harassed with a low powered BB gun. But Florida man also kicked a duck, and ducks are the shit so fuck this guy.

Atlanta drafted Vick.

They seem to handwave context as being unimportant next to their supremely nuanced woke-as-2018 criticism.

You would absolutely adore Book of the New Sun.

I don’t believe that was a bigoted slip by Brian Davis. The phrases ‘cotton-pickin’ and ‘cutting in high cotton’ are not supposed to have racial connotations. Unfortunately what we have is a ‘niggard’ situation where they sound an awful lot like a racist insult.

Wait, Emma did you link to a SBNation article? Isn’t that sort of tacitly acknowledging that they aren’t the spawn of Bill Cosby and Ivanka trump fornicating on an indian burial ground in blog aggregate form? Or is being a Duke graduate so corrosive to the soul that your Deadspin colleagues forgive you for any…

You’ll want something with a gore tex (or equivalent) membrane, not full on water proof. If you get water inside of a water proof shoe (like foot sweat, or rain, or the water crossing was deeper than anticipated) it will NEVER dry out. Pulling a wet shoe onto your foot is unpleasant on its own, but wet feet can lead…

Honestly, the per capita density of spiders is probably greater in your warm dry house than the outdoors.

The no cook thing is really on an individual basis. I’ll leave the whisperlite at home for an overnighter and marvel at the weight savings. On a multi day trip (when I could really use the weight savings) it is a non starter. I’ll have an emotional breakdown if I’m taxing my body and there is no hot grub for days.

Life Pro Tip: Beat their asses. Seriously, you’re bigger than them. You know every kind of annoying person that people love to complain about in the funbag? Bad Parenting. If you don’t force your children to eat their veggies and clean their room (RIGHT FUCKING NOW), you are creating an asshole that the rest of us…

Seriously, if I had anything what so ever going in my life I would stop visting Deadspin. But I come for Jalopnik and Kotaku and wind up skimming through this trash. You would think I would learn by now, but habit and brand loyalty extend to more than just college athletic programs.

It really seems like a group of people (correctly or incorrectly) feel as though they let him down in life, and are trying to make up for it by lionizing him posthumously.

Too bad that new album is lame. Better than that steaming pile Nostradamus, but still running on fumes creatively. I will still pay money to see them live again no matter how many crappy albums they pump out in the twilight of their career.

2018 hasn’t even finished its third month yet. You might be throwing in the towel a bit early.

Yo listen up, here’s the story
About a little guy that lives in a gray world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just gray
Like him, inside and outside
Gray his house with a gray little window
And a gray Corvette
And everything is gray for him
And himself and everybody around
‘Cause he ain’t got nobody…

I always wonder about people that get pissed over ‘not safe for work’ content. Like why aren’t you WORKING? Or if you must browse the comments at Gawker, maybe do it on your damn phone?

The thing is you are experiencing new music in it’s totality, and old music on a survivorship bias. The 70s rocked pretty hard. My favorite Judas Priest (Stained Class) came out in 1978. You know what else was released in 1978? The album Dream by Captain and Tennille. The Beatles broke up for good in 1970...so did…

Are you equally as mad at the multitudes of NBA and NFL players that lay claim to a well regarded college or university, but never received a degree?

As someone who is not a 40 something suburban house person with a ‘regular’ 9-5, I say you can fire that take out of a canon into the surface of the sun. YOU PEOPLE who already have ALMOST EVERYTHING organized around YOUR schedule can fucking suck it up when a sporting event or fixed holiday is at an inconvenient time…