*weary sigh*

If an Eagle player touched the ball, then the ball is live and the Bears can recover it.

Replace ‘brown liquor’ with ‘red wine’, and ‘pies’ with ‘strudel’ and what the author described is Hungarian thanksgiving. You can come by if you’d like, there’ll definitely be enough food. Bird’ll be done at 2.

It’s not appropriating jack shit...this is how every large extended family functions on the entire planet.

Your definition of the ‘fun’ part of football is very much tinted by the spectator’s mindset. 90% of the game takes place away from the ball. If the staggering majority of the game was not enjoyable, nobody would play. Without quality linemen, kickers, and defensive players then a thousand Aaron Rodgers throwing to a…

On the one hand, Apu is most definitely a caricatured stereotype, but on the other he is a positive role model. He’s portrayed as an ignorant white American’s idea of an Indian man while also being portrayed as honest, hard working, intelligent, and kind.

I always thought he was a franchisee. It’s his Kwik-E-Mart that he gets to keep most of the profits from, but he is still beholden to corporate.

My uncle was a medic in the army. Part of his duties included health inspecting the field kitchens. They almost never passed first inspection, but always passed a second inspection. He said you never saw folks work half so fast as grunts who thought they weren’t getting hot chow that night.

I put my fist through one of those paper towel dispensers. Cut me up pretty good, but I didn’t need stitches and destroying that thing was one of the more satisfying things I’ve ever accomplished.

Conductors don’t drive the trains. Source: Father was an engineer.

Came here to make that exact comment. I googled some pictures of him, and in all of them he looks at least 43. That guy had to have some serious health and/or lifetyle issues that probably played a large factor in his early demise.

Andrew Luck was 36-18 (.666 pct.) with three straight playoff trips to start his career. He accomplished this while Colts GM Ryan Grigson took a talent depleted roster and somehow made it worse.

Always thought Pennington was underrated. Might have gone down as the most accurate passer in history if he wasn’t made of candy glass.

Listen Koy Detmer was the MAN when it came to being the holder for place kicks. Both John Harbaugh and David Akers say so. :p

Throw the ball away past the line of scrimmage?

Maclin went to Kansas City in free agency the year Chip Kelly traded for Alonso.

That play at the end of the Eagles first possession was an intentional armpunt. Carson Wentz is only throwing interceptions on 2.1% of his pass attempts so I have no clue what you are on about. I will grant you it does seem like he throws a lot of interceptable balls that get missed, but I don’t know where to look up…

If a radio D.J. didn’t know what song you were talking about, wouldn’t he just dump you and grab another caller? They don’t play your request live on the air, they record it and play it back when the time is right.

You need better insurance. My rates do not go up so long as the police determine I was not at fault in the accident.

It’s a racing sim, not a racing game. If my shitty video game playing ass hops on Call of Duty and tries to play like it’s Halo, I’m going to be an active detriment to the enjoyment of everyone on my team. Disparate games, different playstyles. If you go online in this game without any practice and try to race like…