Honestly she’s a much better writer (and violin player!) than actress. She’s just got so much nerd cred, guys love attaching her to their projects for the return on investment. And yeah, typecast as the manic pixie dream girl a little much.

Do you have an irrational hatred of Kentucky? I don’t care if you do, but this behavior is absolutely not unique to their fan base. Every team, at all levels of competition from Tee Ball to the World Cup has a core of fans that are terrible people. People who absolutely live to ‘hulk out’ over perceived injustices at…

Uhh... yeah. Yep. Every fan base has a significant core of terrible people. Even the Hartford Whalers still have dedicated shit heads.

I am not a legal eagle so I might be talking out my ass. If he can prove that the dedicated attacks against his business (tying up his phone lines, leaving inaccurate reviews, filing fraudulent complaints) did not start until after the name was mentioned on air then he has something. Probably no criminal charges, but…

Munchkin is super fun, but only if played ‘the right way’. Problem is, everybody hoards their traps and monsters and such until somebody gets to level 9. The first person to level 9 gets shut down, second person swoops in and wins before anybody can restock their bag of tricks. Lather, rinse, repeat, yawn.

Munchkin is super fun, but only if played ‘the right way’. Problem is, everybody hoards their traps and monsters and…

He probably says “Don’t call me sir. I work for a living”

Another important thing is punish in store tantrums severely. My sisters and I learned very quickly that misbehaving around the house earned a swat on the butt at most. Act up in public and suddenly mother turned into a vengeful god. Cold cereal for dinner for a week. ALL of the chores. Bedtime 90 minutes earlier. No…

Oh god yes. My apartment building does not have an adequate heater. I’ll take a cold shower in the summer time, but not the rest of the year.

So fucking depressing. I thought I was going to pawn them all the day I retired and travel the world for a year. Not even half way there and the whole lot would fetch 45 bucks.

I’m friends with an adorable couple that I tend to explain thusly: You ever heard the joke, what do you call the useless skin around the vagina? A woman. Well to them the joke goes: what do you call the useless skin around a hard cock?

You nailed it. Chasing Amy isn’t talking to women. Not even trying. It’s a movie with a very heartfelt message aimed at men. For an ignorant man to understand the lesson, the story has to be told with male vocabulary.

Just to fix in your mind how terrible that take is, recall that Bill Simmons was 39 years old, married with two kids when he wrote that screed about celebrity weight gain.

Not just your organs, but basically every tendon, ligament, and joint from your toes to your shoulders is getting buffeted into premature failure. Jogging is the worst.

Slow clap and all the stars. HamNo had a dog whistle reaction to the guy who wrote it, and how he made it about himself. He then failed to engage most of the points made.

Proper take. When you start demanding spoon and bowl just have some regular ice cream at that point.

I am a culinary professional. Once that food has left my sight you couldn’t pay me enough money to eat it. I’ve never witnessed the atmosphere you described. I knew a single dishwasher who would pick things off plates, and we all regarded that as gross.

I think most people who complain about the trials of flying fall into two camps:

Since 13 people had to chime in with names already in the article (12 Robinson, 1 Thompson), I’m reminded of a joke.

13. We’ve made it to unlucky 13 folks. Will we get 14?

Hmm...do you count as number 12? On the one hand, he was mentioned in the article and you repeated it here....on the other hand, everyone else was crowing about David Robinson...you know what? I’ll give it to you.