Jesus Christ there may be no more insufferably, inexplicably defensive fans than Baltimore fans. Shut the fuck up.

Thank God. I misread that title as:

I’m kind of intrigued by LeBron dragging JR Smith and Tristan Thompson to a title over the Warriors last year. It would’ve shut up the LeBron bitchers forever, beating that team with those godfuckingawful teammates.

Giants over the Ravens in Super Bowl XXXV.

Give the Patriots the perfect season.