This is a damn hipster problem. Wear those tight ass pants and kill your phone. Come over to the magical world of cargo shorts. I have room for my phone, a fax machine, a side of beef, a wallet, and interestingly enough, spare cargo shorts.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Parking in Philadelphia is the worst. The PPA is basically an organized crime syndicate

I once hit a downed tree after a storm, my horn then sounded at all and/or random times.

They didn’t make very many, but this 1980's compact car from Ford could do 0-60 in a pretty quick 2.1 seconds from the factory. Road legal, of course.

Oh this dude is “gluten-sensitive” for sure.

The “no screens” thing stood out to me for some reason, sounds like one of those really pretentious yuppie parents who brag about how they don’t let their kids watch TV or play any games.

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

HA!!

I’ve been saying this for quite some time. It stopped being about quality and became a game of how much crap we can cram into our cars that will inevitably fail after the lease period

Neutral: I could write a paper on this because I’ve been screaming about it for so long. Luxury used to mean the same thing it still means with heirlooms, like jewelry, furniture, etc: Something that is expensive, well built, and will last a long time and rarely (if ever) go out of style. But at some point about 20…

So, if it was STEREO with two satellites, when they lost B did A become MONO?

GODDAMN IT NASA!

Yes.

That was my thought. The favelas explode damn near every night but they’re hellbent on questioning olympic athletes?

Corrupt Latin and South American legal systems have never had qualms about locking tourists up, and then milking them dry financially while extracting a metaphorical pound of flesh. It’s going to be interesting watching that institution butt heads with an IOC that is desperately trying to have the legacy of these…

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

This was my attempt.

Having driven on I-70 in Missouri, I can confirm that 1956 was the last time major road work was done in the state.

Doesn’t Homer have a magazine subscription to some kind of magazine like “blue pants monthly”?