HA these are my exact justifications for getting one....

What year ridgeline? I’m looking to get into a nice 2014 sport this afternoon

You broke the mold with that pun

Why the fuck you still here .gif?

Considering Gawker hasn’t even posted a story about the Dallas shooter, but they did two dedicated stories on the robot that killed him, I’d say they have slipped so far below the actual “news” label they have ended up in the joke category.

Not if you count 9/11

You’re expecting Jordan Sargent to report on things correctly?

Never get tired of this Microsoft paint brilliance

QILFs, but close :-)

only the finest queens:

LOL

you might have a better chance on grindr

pokeception

true, forgot about that.

They needed a white guy with a smart phone and his mommy and daddy’s unlimited data plan. To be honest, though, they always say the one you gotta be weary of the most is the white boy amongst a group of thugs cause lord only knows what the fuck he had to do to eat their respect (not a direct quote, but from Dave…

Lol awesome gif

So, did you get the $25K that you were offered originally?

Thank you for updating this with pictures. Those three look like a friendly bunch, huh?

Okie Dokie, Tony baby!

Looks like you’re an apologist from the far left region