HA these are my exact justifications for getting one....

What year ridgeline? I’m looking to get into a nice 2014 sport this afternoon

You broke the mold with that pun

Why the fuck you still here .gif?

Considering Gawker hasn’t even posted a story about the Dallas shooter, but they did two dedicated stories on the robot that killed him, I’d say they have slipped so far below the actual “news” label they have ended up in the joke category.

Not if you count 9/11

You’re expecting Jordan Sargent to report on things correctly?

Never get tired of this Microsoft paint brilliance

So, did you get the $25K that you were offered originally?