Martin Straka! Remember that guy?

66 > 99. Forever.

Dominik Hasek’s number was not retired this week.

Phrasing?

“When Williams woke up at 4 p.m”

DAMMIT DREW

Deciphering the Emmitt Smith Lock of the Week is the Deadspin equivalent of the NY Times Crossword and I mean that as a high compliment.

Jonny Gomes is bad and unimportant.