Point number 9 has some reason inside: one very important aspect of racism is segregation. Segregation means races shall not mix (not even when sitting in the bus or using a public toilet), but “interbreed” of course is the strongest taboo among racists. If it happened, it wasn’t admitted, and the dark-skinned…

I read it. I thought “well, dear Onion, this is over the top”.  I rolled on the floor, laughing. I figured out, it wasn’t the Onion, it was the TIME...