Future generations? There's a joke.

Future generations? There's a joke.

Well, I willed it to not happen and it hasn't happened yet. Looks like I might just be a god.

Well, I willed it to not happen and it hasn't happened yet. Looks like I might just be a god.

Well, I willed it to not happen and it hasn't happened yet. Looks like I might just be a god.

I hate the band and the phenomenon!

Who would have imagined that the Hulk Hogan sex tape was the point where we would diverge into the darkest timeline?

Other than the phenomenal title track, the "Heroes" album is a fairly dreadful outing by David Bowie.

Me too!

We'll all be hanging out with each other on our HAM radios soon enough.

KINJA

Quick, tell us more while there's time.

Oh. Right.

Wait, I've got it! It can only be stopped by the power of LOVE!

Sadly in this version, the Death Star shoots first.

This new commenting system and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do.

What mystic wisdom does Tucker think the President is gaining from this bold sacrifice?

"Woke"?

Well maybe we can dig up Al Jolson.

Interquel?