There is a fine line
Between Jedi and the Dark Side
It's about time
You understood which road to take
It's a fine line
When your decision makes a difference
Get it wrong, you'll be making a big mistake

And the Emperor man and Anakin
Were searching everyone
For the Jedi on the run
Jedi on the run

So… Rogue One?

Or it could tell the story of him being digested over the course of several thousand years.

Doubtlessly the meddling of the Jewish Anti-Defamation League.

What WERE the budgetary issues that led to those taxes?

Maybe its all about his adventures as a force ghost.

Yes, finally a Jar Jar spinoff movie, just like the people have been begging for.

It would be one of the few things that worked about the prequels free at last from everything else about the prequels!

God has written it in the Book of Nature, which His scientists have studied and expounded to us.

Yeah, yeah, God is great.

Trump is such an asshole that last week he was placing the nation in peril of nuclear war and this week we've mostly forgotten about it because he's distracted us with such jaw-dropping new assholery. He may reign long as Asshole of the Millennium if the world survives.

At this point all you can call him is a Trump. It will eventually be the worst insult in the English language. Schoolchildren will giggle when they learn that there was a president whose name was actually "trump".

Because God says so. Stop questioning His system of evolution.

Pineapples exist for the sins of mankind.

Which he'll ruin by giving television and eyes of blue?

Boldly culling some obscure and unpopular music.

It better not have been a statue of him doing the "I can't dance" walk. That's an important part of our history that can't be ignored.

No of course not. Because what the hell do the lyrics to that song mean?

If it had just still been Peter Gabriel's band he would have done it in a space alien costume.