Fun fact: The "Hew's Necks" album was originally going to be another rock opera called "Lighthouse".

I assume it was invented by a music journalist on a deadline and the lies just spun out of control.

Imagine Hillary breathing.

It's even okay, surprisingly, if you can't even maintain the slightest veneer of actually being familiar with any tenant of the Christian falth and spend your entire life publicly and unrepentantly sinning.

What do you mean? He's the one who brilliantly realized that exercise is bad for you and that you only need 4 hours of sleep a night. Obviously he'll outlive anyone following this fake news, libtarded "medical science" and "common experience of the whole of human history".

The only way him leaving his daughter in charge would surprise me is if it were Tiffany.

I don't know. I prefer the Rome metaphor, but it's the Roman Republic you want, not the Imperial phase.

Oh, we only make fun because he's a strange, unlikeable being who's always making awkward attempts to appear as though he were an actual human.

Really he should just be called a Milo Yiannopoulos, since calling him anything else would be unfair to that thing. I mean even pieces of literal shit are not Milo Yiannopouloses.

Don't let those bastards anywhere near our sun. It is a noble, life-giving star that I have to see on a regular basis. Shoot them off towards Luhman 16 and they can crash into a brown dwarf.

The real "what are you doing" question is why he awkwardly writes tweets as though they were an opening monologue for his show.

Indeed, the maximum memory capacity of the human brain for crazy seems to be exceeded on a monthly basis these days if you pay attention too closely.

Ditto. Also, honestly, some things sound more authentic with a light sprinkling of pops and scratches. For example, the idea of listening to a pristine recording of anything Lou Reed related just seem absurd to me.

Oh right, and he was a Muslim born in Kenya. I always forget that.

You've got to expect any relative of Charles Grodin to be a bit combative.

That is still the primary fact I know about him.

Naturally the accuser had never themself stooped to criticizing a US President.

Well I wouldn't say this much qualifies as a great job by the internet.

Facebook was launched in February 2004 so "People who were actually college aged when Facebook came out" would mostly describe people born from 1982-1985 by my math, and really you probably want to go a year or two later for "in college when Facebook became a significant thing".

Then the typo shall stand for all time.