We make fun, but within the constraints of his very limited abilities W worked pretty hard to be dignified in public. At the very least he recognized it as an obligation of the office that he should try to fulfill (when he wasn't giving cabinet members silly nicknames and choking on pretzels).

I will condemn him for it because he had a small child when those movies came out. He just didn't have anything to do with raising her.

Too be fair, the character was clearly named after him.

Even most the fossil fuel companies opposed pulling out of the Paris Accord. Our energy policy is determined by the fact that West Virginians romanticize the coal industry, and he wants to make them cheer when he speaks.

And yet we have him on record as having watched Finding Dory.

Nonsense. He gurgled divine truth.

And give himself first prize!

What do they need a bunch of Scienticians for? Jared Kushner is now does all the sciencing the White House needs.

I want to sail away to a distant shore…

Good. This sick auction in a children's ride was almost as offensive as the idea that Han Solo would murder that poor green fellow in cold blood.

No problem. Folk can call him Rick.

Or Xenu.

Air pirates! It can be an adaptation of Tailspin.

Now now, don't make it bad.

Sounds pretty good. They'll probably announce the next reboot in a month or so.

This is why you only cheat people who can't afford lawyers.

Yep. There was a moment where I was wondering why the folk who make my boots were sponsoring a festival.

Sadly Dante's work is obsessed with minor 14th century Florentine political figures to the point of making it perhaps the least accessible major literary epic in the Western Canon. Honestly I did an examination field in Italian Renaissance history and neither I nor any of my Renaissance historian friends actually…

Are they toasted?

I definitely had a "watch out Shakespeare, she's crazy and stupid!" moment a year or so back, but was there really ever a time when you wouldn't have rather had every Gwyneth Paltrow performance replaced with Cate Blanchett?