Watch out, that stuff will unbalance your humors.

Given their genetic proximity to dogs and cats, it's a real shame we didn't get to domesticating them ten or fifteen thousand years ago or they'd be a lot more fun. But to be fair the first few hundred years or so would have really sucked.

Won't somebody please explain that comment!??

Won't somebody please think of the children!??

You'd probably find him less epically ugly if he didn't have the most publicaly rotten soul in the universe beneath that visage.

They're not fascists, that would require having some semblance of a governing philosophy.

And we could have that hilarious painting of Jesus and him as his official presidential portrait.

Debates on tort reform always seem to center on quasi-mythical personal injury cash-grabs and ignore all the bullying of people into submission by meritless corporate lawsuits.

I would also like to believe it leads to pressuring guests into following the proprietor on a tour of the bathrooms.

You make fun, but in their timeline I assume Lex Luthor is President instead of Trump. Lucky bastards.

Ron Howard starred in "Electronic Labyrinth: THX-1138 4EB"?

I'm sorry, I've been grading history papers all day so:

Next time he's guiding me through the inferno I will.

Indeed. Whatever the actual prevalences of polio in the world, in the public consciousness it's an old-timey disease. Any screenwriter with any sense would just make it an unspecified cancer and moves on.

All has a bit of a Velveteen Rabbit smell about it.

Just don't wait twenty years or instead of a chorus of people whining to hurry up, you'll have a chorus of people whining that the new episodes are destroying their childhood.

Virgil wrote 3 lines of the Aeneid a day. It remains unfinished. As far as anyone can tell it's not because he took the afternoons off. Comparable stories are legion of all manner of creative types working at excruciatingly deliberate paces.

It's a perfectly good point, but that doesn't mean that a particular small team doesn't function better under more relaxed circumstances, or that lots of potentially better shows have perhaps been hamstrung keeping to a network's schedule.

Oh, so he wasn't shilling for this coming season's 2018 RAM trucks?

If you want to get all fancy and latiny, "hiatus" is a fourth declension noun, so its plural is also "hiatus". Most -us endings are 2nd declension with, as you guessed, -i as the plural.