One day he shall experience one of those things humans call hugs.

They get the funniest looks from
Everyone they meet

By god, they suck so much it's created a logical paradox.

What's the VOWEL doing in there???

If you'd just taken it to Willy and the Poorboys you'd have been tapping your feet.

Hey, if you've got ChumbaWumba, you've got a lot of followers.

The more the merrier!

Preferably in a reconciliatory capacity. Headline: "Hoobastank helps squash stink".

Skipping the article and going straight to the comments is the path to avoiding AV Club regrets.

Court appointed butler? Is this common in your culture?

They're not. But that didn't stop them from selling a lot of albums.

They just want everyone to know that they're an all-star.

Yes. It's high time they actually told us the story of that girl.

Oh right, thanks for catching the typo. Obviously I meant "turn-of-the-Willennium".

Fighting for who gets top billing below the puppet show.

A good answer. And for a split second I thought I read Semisonic, which would also be a contender.

Alright people, so which forgotten turn-of-the-millennium bands and artists do we want to have weigh in next?

Thank God it was all so forgettable.

The Smash Mouth element was definitely what kicked it out of the mere random celebrity feud realm into the strangely surreal. It's like they've all been living in a house together since the early 2000s, being filmed for a reality series that never aired.

Yes, except that unlike the Davies' they failed to keep said band going through 30 years of feuding.