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Bernard Bolson
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So wait, are there people outside the angry, old, white demographic who watch cable news? I thought this was something that only happened at Airport terminals.

Herodotus, the primary ancient Greek source on this, paints many foreigners as having fantastical attributes (dog heads, a single eye, black semen, Egyptians "doing everything exactly the opposite").

I liked it too. To me it mostly suffers because it's a big budget movie, and big budget movies beg for frequent action sequences in a way that no other medium does. It felt lacking because of this in a way that a smaller, more intimate movie, tv miniseries, or graphic novel would not have.

And how exactly does it being a glowing globe they are stretching their hands across make it any less like a ritual of the Illuminati?

Perspective up to 11.

No, it's going to be Wes Anderson and she's going to be replaced with Jason Schwartzman.

Perhaps Trump is the culmination of this strange behavior by some people of going around the internet calling people they've never met dumbshits and pussies.

No, it's fucking meaningful, you just don't agree with it.

Your need to rapidly make the rounds telling off perceived sheeple seems to have hobbled your critical reading skills.

There are psychological advantages to Pence:

And all to get those raisins.

Indeed, this is part of CNNs policy against making correct observations.

The riverbank, in this scenario, is also a fool.

I assume this is actual dialogue leaked to you by someone in the administration.

I assume he just poops on whatever the most expensive surface around is. If it is the desk, so be it.

There's only one way to find an answer to that question. The grind.

Stream of things happening seems a bit unfair, but considering the final action sequence is completely unnecessary to the actual story, I can see how you got there.

Hey, once they've finally done away with taxes for the rich all together I'm sure they'll find something nice to do for working-class whites.

But see now he gets to be one of the top ten or so Hollywood celebrities for the "real" America. He just needed a much, much smaller pond.

Alright, can we just focus on what's really important here? The guy behind him in the picture has the most fantastically egg-shaped head that has ever existed.