But the mystery was never solved: How can shrimp be his third favorite food despite being fish, which is basically a vegetable?

Adam Scott's ability to be both consistently funny and the straight man for everyone else's insanities really helped pull together the overall dynamic.

I also remember this having happened. Quick, do you remember Berenstain bears or Berenstein?

And any phrase not quoted from one of the correct pop culture canons is simply considered incomprehensible.

Up. To. Eleven.

A crude rendition of the second noble truth of the Buddha, but it gets the job done.

So if current conservative theories of human character can be believed, this means he had a terminal case of being a snowflake.

Well he does avoid chewing gum while he walks.

Good. I think they should have considered examining some of the more valiant efforts to ward off the barbarians as the next "Great Job Internet", but whatever, it's nice to see things back to usual.

It would probably strike them as a sign of mental libtardation brought on by brainwashing from the lamestream media. To me the real issue is there was so much of that crap that the posts by the native denizens of this place mostly got lost in the shuffle and/or downvoted.

2005 Q

Well, I mean, he called you "krane" and thought he was winning, so obviously.

Are they deleting all the evil troll comments? There are so many clever responses that are now just disconnected non-sequiturs, and I can't seem to find threads I was in.

I know you are, but what am I?

I am neither of those Newpapers.

It's best not to think about it. They're just trying to shove their same preprepared, unwieldy vitriolic tirades into any holes they happen to find.

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I do not think that word means what you think it means.

But do you forgive him, Mr. Nerd?

But you've got to hand it to them, they really work at it.