Proper AV Club Answer (or my humble attempt thereat): Mars University of course, after my undergraduate work at good ol' Coney Island College. GO WHITEFISH!

Thanks for the polite heads up on the "you're" and the failure to use an apostrophe. I was typing quickly.

No you do know something of where you are, or no you don't know anything of where you are?

Dear Drudgites,

Bless you Belly Button Lint Connoisseur. Bless you.

Out of curiosity how did you even find this website? We mostly just spend our time proving our encyclopedic knowledge of the classic Simpsons seasons around here, and I can't seem to find any here.

Psst. You're on the wrong website. Better say something pop culture-based right quick.

Oh good, some ad hominem attacks on fellow posters whom we disagree with, and not in a remotely funny way.

Okay, but which of those many fine attributes makes him not spoiled? It seems like most the billions of people in the world who are smarter, kinder, and harder working than him, don't get to be billionaire presidents.

You say that as though inexperienced and inexpert people would generally be as bad as our current president, when, in fact, most of them do not have severe mental issues and/or have thought of human beings other than themselves for at least some brief moment in their lives.

Dwayne is a silly presidential first name in the storied tradition of Dwight, Millard, Grover, Lyndon, and Woodrow. He would be our third President Johnson. Extra point.

He probably got stuck while traveling back in time to research a role.

Oh come on, the right doesn't have a lot of celebrities; they need him. I don't want those poor bastards to be stuck with nothing but cut-rate Baldwins and the Nuge.

I believe Allen's response is "(confused grunt)".

Oh you.

Well like all civilization destroying things it has to peak at some point. Such empty-headed vanities can not have so great a place in the wasteland to come where people must focus upon scrounging food and repelling bandits. And honestly we can safely schedule all that for sometime in the 2020s.

I mean I do want to touch his hair, but not in a way that involves it staying on his head and nobody screaming.

Perhaps it's just that inane crap has peaked.

Really all she's saying is that she avoided ever seeing Spider Man 3.

Just remember that there are 13 Land Before Time sequels.