But would you watch her in a play?
Would you watch her dance ballet?

Would you like her in a box?
Would you like her with a fox?

Does your boorishness know no bounds sir?

If you can buy your way into a cushy academic administrator job then I have a purchase to make.

It's not their fault, they have the City between them and anything that's not the city. Nobody's world is smaller than a Long Islander.

Why this is most irregular!

Imagine a movie concession stand without a strict body type code!

How dare you not have the finely honed palate for every cuisine on Earth, such that you can be properly appalled when something is delicious in an INAUTHENTIC MANNER!

Although I don't care much about this series per se, civilization has markedly declined since the last show went off the air, and Trek has always been a calming influence.

Don't you dare torture Woodhouse with Star Trek.

Don't make fun. Evidently she's my friend..

One might suspect that you didn't consider the date to be purchasing something from her.

People who alert the media about their inane crap usually are.

Or promoted for figuring out a bold new way to double the content production!

The American legal system allows people to sue for nominal damages, generally of $1, when you have been wronged but suffered no damages, so the supposed damages are unnecessary here. You don't get refunds on dates.

Well at least he got to give Thor a Kenneth Branagh beard.

As if George Clooney were scatheable by anything.

The Austin American-Statesman article cited is the same one cited by the article the original AV Club newswire piece, so had the gumshoes here at the AV Club followed the links yesterday this would have been part of the original article. Way to spin two posts out of one through journalistic incompetence.

Really if it's going to be bad it should be Schumacher bad.

You're A-list from the time people suspect you are until they figure out you aren't. A little while before they figured out she wasn't she got cast in a terrible Batman film.