I'm still just shocked he didn't cast himself as Thor.

They did combat the tragic underrepresentation of Cat People in mainstream Fantasy.

ie: omitting the cool part of the name, with the properly apportioned syllables.

Almost anything works as a social activity, the question is why is it considered strange to go to the movies alone.

Also she'll be impressed by all the Shrimp you can haul.

I think we just have to accept that hero is now a meaningless term. Knee-jerk Support-The-Troopsism has been working on that for years.

To be fair, does anybody ever say anything good about DC movies?

Whether he is right or wrong, I refuse to lionize people who alert the media about their inane bullshit.

It's not just the size of the movie per se; Star Wars would probably be the only one where the general public is invested in what the plot twists will be. I mean even Avengers or whatever doesn't have burning questions comparable to "what exactly do they mean by last Jedi?", "who the hell are Rey's parents?", or "is…

Truly they do not know the dark powers they meddle with. The mouse will eat their souls.

Clearly the only way we're getting to the bottom of this is to play her music backwards and hear what the hidden messages say.

"Man I just can't get enough prequels!" said the one solitary person whom Hollywood seems hellbent on satisfying.

Obviously it's awesome, which is why prequels should contain themselves to being about five minutes long.

And that half of the Godfather Part 2 continues to reign supreme as the best prequel.

Not if you reread A Feast for Crows first; then it's all a breath of fresh air.

Thanks for the proofreading.

I am the Walrus.

An Onion Audio Visual Club newswire article with a hyperbolical title! Why this is most irregular! Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph.

Oh no, the 12 or so gigs of MP3s on my hard drive just self-destructed.

I mean, granted, it doesn't show much range, but wouldn't we all like to see Fear and Loathing in Belize?