Phone it in? He put's painstaking work into crafting the perfect hat for each variation of the same character.

While I think it will prove, in all likelihood, to be the morally correct decision (except maybe vis-à-vis the bandmate), I suspect the speed had to do with cold, cowardly corporate calculus.

Congratulations Polyvinyl, you've almost mastered brand crisis management for the digital age. Soon you'll be dropping your shitty bands the same hour the first accusation appears on social media.

Why does describing an SNL sketch qualify as a newswire item? Also, can I get that job?

If you are being pedantic about him having written Octopus' Garden himself, then be aware that George Harrison more or less completely rewrote the music for him, and John and Paul more or less completely dictated what songs got to be on albums (a substantial part of why there shortly thereafter ceased to be Beatles…

But will Marge still need him,
Will she still feed him,
When he's 64?

Blackbeard singing in the dead of night…

Yo ho-bladi, yo ho-blada…

It is kinda done, as in exactly one movie away from being done.

This is what shall happen until the Community Movie is made, and the prophecy is fulfilled. Until there are six seasons AND A MOVIE all other projects by principals shall fall to dust. Today it is this crap, but tomorrow it could be Atlanta or even Rick and Morty.

I'd like to know.

Of course. They gave him all the nautically themed songs lest anyone not notice.

Some people want to fill the world with silly pirate pictures

Easily the least piratey of the fab four.

No, they're all allowed to be in anger and shock for a beat or two after the death of a loved one. Then it's back to business.

What, you don't get all your mourning for a dead spouse out in one scene?

I saw a free preview screening. It was shot and acted beautifully, and had very effective special effects (after I got home I thought "whoa, my suspension of disbelief was never broken by CG nonsense. Good for you Ridley Scott").

Also some of us need the secure packaging of jockeys. My boys need a house.

I do, in fact, have a lazy ass, but it's a knee-jerk contrarian lazy ass, and even it is forced to agree that season 4 sucked.

Because it left so little of an impression in their minds.