Maybe they're anticipating that he'll rebel and change his name to Ben.

At the point when you're naming a child you should be constructing your own Tolkien names.

I envy the freedom of those who can go through life so unthinkingly that they spend less time naming their children than I do on naming a video game character no one else will ever see.

It's anything you write after combing your wool.

Oh no, it was taken by nihilists!

800 words. All Jar Jar.

Well most the stories have the same plot, so there's basically a limitless supply.

I don't want to hear it McBain.

Accio memorabilia!

I just thought "household things" thats what we should call our system and theory of production, distribution, and consumption of resources. And we should call it that in Greek. So I called up this guy Aristotle, great Greek guy, who people are recognizing more and more these days, and we got it done.

Well he revealed today that he now completely understands health care, so I'm sure in a few weeks he'll know his way around a pump.

Screw that. He's creating his own language. New grammatical structures are created practically every time he opens his mouth.

What? He wasn't quoting George Washington?

The ability to hold nuanced ideas, like that Comey possibly deserved to be fired or disciplined but that it is unacceptable for a president so for transparently autocratic reasons meant to undermine American law, is not the strength of cable news. Or political discussion. Or the American people.

He had people to take care of the whole child-raising thing, so this is still a bit abstract to him five kids in.

He had a sudden memory of what he'd do when his mammy sent him to fetch some water back on the ol' farmstead in Queens. And then suddenly, at the age of 70, he thought of a term for it. And he applied it metaphorically to the economy and taxes. And he was not deterred from knowing that he was the first one to ever use…

Jack, Jack. He's a lego broniac.

Indeed, I generally don't approve of things not having Alison Brie in them. And a lack of delicious soft cheese is just a further demerit.

I was always disappointed that Klu Klux Clam was so underused.

I think there are too many easily harped upon aspects vs. it's level of critical darlingness for most folk who hang around AV Club comments sections to give it a pass.