Now Steven, friends who get you banned from the Ukraine aren't your real friends.

Because what is and is not a preexisting condition is the business of large, unaccountable corporations. not the government.

Oh, well you see there was a Star Wars movie that was actually directed by the director of multiple Star Trek films. In a world where such a thing occurred the use of exclamation marks for this comparatively trivial connection is humorous.

Evidently you don't acknowledge J. J. Abrams related films.

What? A celebrity is living a more interesting life than a normal person! Multiple celebrities are meeting each other and appearing to enjoy the experience on television! Stop the presses, we've got a whole new front page!!!

Cats do not really comprehend the concept of sovereignty of any form, except for "right to kill".

Maybe they're saving him for his own spinoff movie.

I think our ideas about the bonds between Rey and BB8 are heavily shaped by that (to me) instantly iconic shot of him following her through the desert at sunset. I don't remember them really interacting too much after Jakku.

We do not speak of that.

I don't know, I feel like if any actress could have enjoyed the absurdity of living on as a CG effect it would have been Carrie Fisher.

That seems true. But is the baby-eating a parody of something (other than "treatment of the obese in the media" or "ideas screenwriters have while high")?

Ewoks: Back 2 the Hood

Of all catchphrase dependent comedians, Myers is probably the least objectionable.

Sadly to me Fat Bastard totally Jar Jars up the second one. I never found him funny (except for the meta-comedy of Myers using the same voice for an R rated character and Shrek), and usually he just stops my enjoyment dead in its tracks.

I intend to love these movies until such a time as their plot arcs are fully incorporated into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Having a trailer with Suffragette City and then not using it in the movie does make lack of Bowie a major demerit. Especially since it would have codified a one Ziggy Stardust track per film rule.

"Wicket: Beyond Thunderdome"

Theysa kiddens succumbin to mooey mooey lots of dat stinkowiff peer pressure thesen days.

Or "Ewoks 2: Endor Boogaloo"

Which reminds me that the Force is a much more mysterious, deep, and spiritual thing as presented by Yoda in Empire, rather than a bunch of neat midichlorian fueled magic powers. It's much easier to take it seriously if you start with the less silly version.