Very true.

Just don't let social services learn about the Holiday Special if you want to keep the children.

You just need to pin their eyes open and show them the prequels interspersed with disturbing images a la Clockwork Orange.

Well at least he's not an anti-Semite.

What the devil did you think it meant? I am very much intrigued.

Once you're casting "action hero who is best friends with Albino gorilla" you're basically casting Dwayne Johnson.

Reporter: Here's our headline: "Father loves his Newborn Child".

I guess the only real shock is that an apparently brunette woman ever had an on air job there.

I know. I never dared think I would manage to beat everyone to so obvious a Simpson's reference. Clearly I am, for the nonce, beloved of the Fates.

Personally, I'm adventurous enough to theoretically permit certain cheeses of the creamier, whiter varieties in limited circumstaces. Smoked salmon can pair with many of these. This, however, is a fried pollock with some sort of cheddar-like substance. Have they no decency?

The Princelings.

Filet-o-Fish Fridays! It all lines up.

I couldn't understand understand why Fox would persecute someone for a medical condition that doesn't make them appear superficially any different.

And then don't eat it, just to be safe.

Yes. Let the fools have their tartar sauce.

I assume it scared off the 95% of the population who agree with you and I on this incontrovertible fact years ago, and now caters exclusively to the tiny gross-cheese-goes-with-fish niche demographic.

You and your pescy puns.

Indeed. It is almost as though I made an absurd and silly response to an absurd and silly statement, rather than to the more modest proposition you have just posited. But thank you, sensible William, for bringing us back down to Earth. Reason must prevail.

Gosh, it must be really awkward when you tell people how great school shootings are.

But the actual laws mostly didn't exist until the 1910s or 1920s, and then mostly on the state level. While there may have been a law relevant to the life of Evelyn Nesbit in 1901 this is likely just an error.