That musical footnote wants to be called Cyrus? He's a Smerdis at most.

Well 2DS is still better than that 1DS. It only plays Pong, with one paddle and no ball.

And in this house we obey the laws of thermo-dynamics!

It's a big universe, so there are plenty of somethings out there. But even lightspeed is impractically slow for interstellar travel, so it would be a shlep to get here.

I'd hate him so much more if his victims weren't exclusively rich assholes, chosen based on their desire to be exclusive rich assholes.

The Fyre festival guys should have started with a small disastrous festival and worked their way up. You've got to hone your skills on poorer people with fewer lawyers.

Well obviously the end of the movie is going to be where it all turns out successful because its really about the music or whatever.

Damit! The Ruskies took our democracy and our Creedence tapes.

Get 'em quick. Ringling Brothers is shutting down in 9 days. Still plenty of bread though.

Pah! That division is just two people.

My God, people might binge watch before the ordained date! If only Netflix had some way of charging viewers a monthly fee whether or not they actually use the service to watch one specific show.

Then three cheers for you, the toast of the local temperance society!

Maybe the actor being replaced will be brought in for some sort of trial involving reviewing the footage that was shot with them. Perhaps confined to a wheelchair and only communicating through a beeping light.

Definitely the better choice for bringing together blue-collar folk and hipsters.

So I assumed people figured it out when he said "who's a cheeky monkey", which is obviously the most Mike-Myers-playing-an-Englishmany phrase that could ever possibly be uttered.

And of course we all know space on a website is at a premium. Those bytes don't come cheap.

Oh right. I forgot the princely sums internet columnists command.

Which begs the questions: "popular enough for what?" and "what exactly are the overheads for having one more column on an internet site".

You know you're on a Simpsons obsessed website when said show is people's primary frame of reference for A MEMBER OF THE DAMNED BEATLES.

Letting the T-Rex out for the climax pleased me immensely, in itself, as a callback to the first movie's resolution, and as a delightfully ridiculous bit of deus by the machina. Since this is the only part I really liked or remember, I think that, rather than more Jurassic Park films, Hollywood just needs more sudden…