Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

Call a doctor, your sense of humor is broken.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

“I hate when billionaires are forced to share profits!” - 60% of the sports media/blogosphere this weekend

So many thoughts:

I’m a Nets fan too! Life is terrible.

Lay off the vodka comrade.

Easy Vladimir.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

I’m expecting the next article to just say “Fuck Kobe Bryant” over and over again.

Seriously, you guys need to stop this. Like this is epic level trolling.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

Hinkie pulled off a con Frank Abagnale would be proud of