Fuck that, the rights to Deadpool need to go to Ryan Reynolds.

Great clickbait, Eve.

Welcome to Gizmodo. We’ll tell you all about reverse psychology...even though we don’t quite understand it ourselves.

“After we specifically asked you not to click on this article, you went ahead and did it.” Not true, you told me not to click on that red button and I didn’t.

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

Call a doctor, your sense of humor is broken.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

“I hate when billionaires are forced to share profits!” - 60% of the sports media/blogosphere this weekend

So many thoughts:

All I got out of this article is that 15-year-olds are having 3-ways and I’m not.

Update: 4:30 pm: After our pure-speculative post, it is revealed that it is not in fact marijuana at all. But it’s actually an alien landing site.

That would be great for the 0.01% of cases in which my internet dropouts are a router problem and not just Time Warner Cable’s crappy infrastructure going on the blink again.

I’m a Nets fan too! Life is terrible.

Captain Marvel? Ant Man and the Wasp?

Lay off the vodka comrade.

Easy Vladimir.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

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“We’ve reached out to Best Buy for comment on this hilarious matter.”

I’m expecting the next article to just say “Fuck Kobe Bryant” over and over again.