bernard2016
Bernard
bernard2016

Mississippi, being true to the south, never missing an opportunity to shove its religiosity down the throat of others; yet never managing to actually living up to the tenets of the religion it proclaims to be such a follower of.

My husband thinks cryptocurrency is so great. I’m like, “dude, I’ve got this bridge in Brooklyn...” The number of articles I’ve read about imploding cryptocurrencies could make me rich!

Fam, this is wild.  How is it not making headlines everywhere??

Akoin,” his brand of >>>cryptocurrency,<<<(mthr f’ker, please) would be the city’s central currency.

On Brian Kemp's watch? The hell you say!

Error implies accidental. It wasn’t an accident. It was very deliberate and methodical. It just maintains the semblance of plausible deniability for the purposes of not upsetting too many of the white folk who are still on the fence about this whole ‘racism’ thing.

“purged in error” “the 63.3 percent error rate” “prone to tremendous error

It amazes me how many Star Wars fans actually root for the Evil Empire.

“Like, you guys knew what to do with Daisy Ridley, you knew what to do with Adam Driver,”

A) Mostly bitching suburbanites who call themselves rednecks.

Well the GOP went hard at Obama for eight years so I don’t exactly see the last four as evening the score. Buckle up. 

They are heavily armed angry right-wingers, too. The president just personally praised that 17 year old who crossed state lines to essentially go shoot people for fun. The angry rednecks who see him as their hero are going to see that as encouragement of such behavior.

I’ll be happier once the 2nd week of November comes around. That shitshow is going to be epic.

“Unfortunately due to COVID19 we are unable to give you a pay raise, but here is a a Jelly of the Month club for a year.”

He shot himself in the back of the head twice before he jumped out the window.

And then stabbed himself 17 times in the back.

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Hey, still better than a “shoutout” or “kudos” in an email. Pizza is pizza. Now if only little caesars was pizza.

I thought he fell out of a window, twice

on Sunday, social media was a-twitter (see what we did there?)