Ugh, such a shitty cliffhanger. I know I should just wait until all of the episodes air - but I see it and I have to watch it. This is why I’m a fat person.

Even if you’re 500 years old, when times are tough, you can always move back in with your mom.

Gonna try Ole’s “I live here now” schtick at the nicest house in town. Wish me luck

Well, I always thought Kareem was the greatest, but my Dad says he doesn’t work hard enough on defense.

There’s always a contingent of Jeopardy fans who think any amount of strategy beyond “top to bottom, left to right” is ruining the game. I would like to fight all of them.

I’d give Holzhauer $5 to see him get punched in the face. It doesn’t have to be a strong punch. I don’t have any animosity towards him as a person. He just has the most punchable-looking face of all time.

But she's really rich so that makes her qualified. That's how we do things here in the US. 

Yeah, fuck you. Get help. 

And Judith’s catchphrase is “Negan please!”