There is literally no better feeling in the world than when I dropped the Bears as my favorite team. Not my divorce from a soul sucking marriage. Not when I left the worst job ever to teach kids with disabilities and found my true calling. Not the birth of my niece or my nephew. Not the fucking Cubs World Series.…

D-E-T-H, Deth! Deth! Deth!

Seated right next to Adams on the dais was NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who offered no noticeable reaction.

They might as well be walking on the sun.

“3:45 am

Coming in a close third for reasons why fans watched fewer NFL games were Jets fans who finally found their fucking remote.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

“At the end of the day it came down to health and being able to still get up and play with the kiddos or take the dog on the run or go do hobbies,”

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

Fathers be good to your ballers

And yet they pretend the NHL doesn’t exist.

All they can say is that their tarp is pretty plain

I’m just happy that Stewart didn’t run in and vulture the pin.

He looked fine bumping, and wasn’t really in a position where he was asked to sell much. But Moose tweeted that Williams only trained in a ring for three days prior to the match - his feel and smoothness in transitions were what was most impressive, and that’s the stuff that usually comes several years in as the…

JCVD bruh!

I’m going to highlight truth here and call this a walk off error, as Revere advanced to third on the strikeout and home on the error.

I reject that TFA was “lazy.” Conservative, maybe. It introduced a more diverse set of principal characters but it stuck to a very familiar narrative framework, out of nostalgia for the OT and a desire to make a movie that wouldn’t remind fans of the prequels and would shore up the brand’s identity. Hopefully the next…

After listening to 18 months of “Rogue One is going to suck because Gareth Edwards wants to make a gritty war movie and there is no way Disney lets him kill everyone off”, and then actually seeing Rogue One, I’m assigning this article “the hottest take” status.