...in what was likely 10 to 15 takes.

I’d be okay with that matchup. I still have a ball from when I was a kid that has Terry Collins with the rest of the ‘95 Astros that got signed throughout that entire season.

This is a reminder that a call up to AA would mean Tim Tebow is a proud Binghamton Rumble Pony, which is just fantastic.

“So you want to have a party right in our backyard but we’re not invited? Cool.”

He’s actually already won the Rawlings platinum glove.

Thanks for coming to Deadspin, Mr. Turgeon

Captials gonna Capital.

BENGOALZI

Caps would’ve won if not for all the Penguin’s ILLEGAL GOALS. So many bad goals allowed by terrible (or sick) reffs! VERY UNFAIR !

Is there any chance that Scherzer, 10 years from now, isn’t in the Curt Schilling crazy-retired-pitcher-turned-lunatic-fringe-pundit seat?

Not quite what happened: he didn’t call who he was supposed to (either the manager or trainer) by the team deadline, had to have the pitching coach reach out to him, and didn’t reply to multiple contacts after replying to the pitching coach which triggered the bed check.

I guess that finally gets Anna Benson off the hook, huh?

“No, it is not common for starting pitchers to no-show the game the day before he pitches.”

Yeah true, if only you were like a Pirates fan, then you wouldn’t have to live with that horrid 1 year pennant drought.

Well, aren’t we the delicate little snowflake?

Wait, having a Trump Pinata was the last straw? LMAO. Is this your first time back to the site since the election?

...says the human with no capacity for comon sense or compassion...

To hurt your feelings.