Pirates are rarely known for being even keeled.

Now Volunteers make over a million a year? Charity begins at home my ass.

Sharkfucker has to be clubhouse leader for 2017 DHoF, right?

Good for you, Jim. Because we all know from the recent “internal” college football investigations and the subsequent meting of punishments that these things have been handled in exemplary fashion. Why do these nosey reporters ask so many questions, gosh dangit? What could possibly go wrong when these thing are left to…