Maybe more women would want to be around you if you weren’t such a spaz.

We don’t hate women, not all of us, we just hate the awkward double standard. Beat a woman at a sport and its expected, lose to one and you are ridiculed. Let her pass you and you get called out for being to easy on them, give a hard tackle and you are bullying. It is a no-win situation for men.

whats it like to be a never was loser who tries to relive his jv high school athletic glory in a co-ed softball league?

Question: who gives a shit?

I am from waukesha county. It is the fucking heart of darkness. 

Most Brewers’ game attendees are from nearby Waukesha County. A hyper conservative, nearly all white, exurban dump also referred to as Walkersha County for it’s endless support of Scott Walker.

Okay, well. Since digital media analytics is what I do for a living, I guess it’s time to wade in here. Shareablee counts only social media engagements, meaning clicks and likes and such (meaning it doesn’t matter how bad your ratios are). I just pulled up the numbers in comScore and, wow, it is even sadder than…

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

I mean, there is an ethical argument to be made that tuition and fees shouldn’t be subsidizing collegiate athletics, but the cost of athletics isn’t really the reason why college costs have skyrocketed in the last 25 years or so. The reason college costs have ballooned is largely that states have absolutely gutted…

It’s a fair and reasonable point, but there’s still a difference between the NFL and any league that would have a team post a statement like the Bucks did yesterday in support of Sterling Brown. At the very least, the NBA is better on this point, even if it’s still flawed.

Imagine living in a world where a professional athlete doesn’t have to put up money to pay for the funerals of children who were slaughtered for the crime of going to school.

ur mom is a functional ball handler

A Rafael Nadal post sure is an interesting place to assert that a sport has “no way to play defense.”

Seems like most people are rooting for them to flop, maybe because they hate the fans

The Thunder team that was way more talented than this 76ers team that made the Finals and then never got back, yes.

They just need to actualize their weakness.