This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

...care to explain?

Nope, he was walking off when someone threw something at him and that is when he deviated from leaving the field.

Uhh...that’s not at all what that article says? It says that sticking with a young player and working to surround him with capable veterans is no less credible a plan than what the Sixers did, but in order to pull it off you have to be good at it. The Hornets do not disprove that theory—if anything, they prove that…

John Winger: C’mon, it’s Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick ‘em up, we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia. It’s like going into Wisconsin.

The ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of them. They’re responsible for their own fucking conversion.

You know what? You’re about to experience the 2017-18 Pacers season, we’ll let you have this one.

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

Oh, what a tangled Webb we weave when first we practice to receive.

Like most sports, the best way to really appreciate what you’re watching is by taking the time to play it yourself. It’s an easy sport to pick up and if you have a friend who is even slightly coordinated, you should be able to get a decent rally going. Once you play it, you’ll have a greater appreciation for how…

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Sophie had a better choice.

When I saw the news I genuinely thought, “Man, I hope Felix writes about him.”

Maybe now there’s an opening for Kaepernick at Fox Sports.

Yes, Stanford and Michigan are known for handing out econ faculty tenure to any bum off a Greyhound.

Thank goodness. We were all worried that you’d find new soccer stories to misreport.