The best and worst part of this list is that if you put anyone on it in a pickup game to 11 with the nine best players I know personally — and I play a lot of pickup hoop — they would score 3,000 points.

God Shammgod?

One time JVG was doing the broadcast for some Nets or Grizz game — JVG is a great analyst bc he’s smart and not a player so he talks shit — and Vince Carter did something good and JVG said “can you imagine how good Vince Carter would be if he had Kobe’s heart?” He had to apologize after the commercial break, but there…

I'm not a Kobe guy, but this column is insane.

These videos remind me of a mixtape I made with my best friend Arment of us dunking on 8-foot rims to the Jackson 5's ABC back in, what was it? Maybe 1847? Except we didn't have six-packs. We had seven-packs.