Nobody wants a regular nerd.

Homophone alert: “a heard of screaming teens” probably intended as “a herd of screaming teens.”

Men were.

You need to accept that your show was mediocre at best, Martin Scorsese.

I’m an MD finishing training at a huge academic center. My residency program is about 25% female. Not a single woman has “dared” to have a baby during residency in the last 10 years. I finally got hired as faculty for next year so now can consider trying for a first child at the age of 35. Fuck this system so much.

She keeps using that word. I don’t think it means what she thinks it means.

ding ding ding!

barring that one time that someone did that blend tool of Anthony Weiner and Paul Ryan, this is the best comment I’ve ever seen on Kinja.

Who will her supporter vote for?

I mean, a couple hours earlier they had war planes shoot through the sky as the national anthem ended (as they always do, for every single super bowl), but let’s not get political or anything!!!!

As the great Beyonce would say,

Somehow I don’t think “respect for police officers” is the answer to the whole police officers shooting unarmed citizens problem we have in this country. It’s kind of hard to respect an institution that keeps shooting your family, friends, and neighbors in the back on a regular basis. That’s just me though. I could be…

Same. I keep my email open in a separate tab so in case anyone walks by I can look like I’m busy replying to very important people.*

“See me in my office after class, I’d like to get a good look at your annotated bibliography.”

Is that APA referencing or are you just happy to see me?

As if the thermostats in campus offices actually control anything.

“Cite your sources, stud”

Hang in there! I was able to get tenure at a small, state teaching college fairly easily. Be willing to go rural/remote or urban/inner city. :)

seriously what the everloving fuck is this video??? Is she actually supposed to take this leering child’s attention as a compliment?