False. I spend my office hours on jezebel.

I only saw one male student get that disrespectful with one of my lady professors. The whole class was like, “dude, come on, no...” and the tension was so thick, but then he persisted and just pushed her over the top in the middle of her lecture. She pointed at the door and said GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM AND DO…

TBH the most upsetting thing about this video is the implication that we can control the thermostats in our offices.

Wait, you could tell it was Kevin even WITH the black bar?

She is in good hands with Sea World San Diego. For as much shit as Sea World gets, their San Diego marine animal rescue division is second only to the Monterey Bay Aquarium in the United States. Incredibly dedicated and talented people who do everything possible to save and rehabilitate each animal. In other words, if…

“Sir,” says a waiter. “You’re a sea lion.”

I take most restrictive diets as cover for eating disorders.

Hold me BACK! The Rohirrim have a rich cultural tradition and are not vassals of Gondor.

Yesterday I ate a piece of halloumi that had fallen between the grill bars I don't know how long ago. It was a new low, even for me.

people who eat enough bee pollen can f*cking LEVITATE.

HELP MY EYES ROLLED SO FAR BACK IN MY HEAD THAT THEY WONT COME BACK WHAT DO I DO

Excuse me. Rohan is an entire region of noble horse lords. The city is Edoras. (Pushes glasses up on nose.)

banana, corn, hot dog, burrito, black microphone

Oh man, I could totally see the Game of Thrones Pilot becoming my new Star Wars Holiday Special.

more like out of sandpaper

My father had an early draft number. He was forced to leave his PhD program and devote himself to alternative service until the war ended. The only reason he did not go to war was that he was an impassioned religious pacifist with a long list of witnesses who attended a multiday hearing and testified on his behalf…

The door was a metaphor for their relationship, guys! Rose was always going to be able to go places that Jack couldn’t follow. They were trapped in two different worlds! Also doors have handles and Rose couldn’t have handled the judgment of society had she chosen him. Also doors are made of wood and while the sex was…

Biting into a KitKat like that?

Oh look, my silly little animation ended up here. ;)