What's going on?!! I'll tell you what's going on! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from their graves! Human Sacrifice! Dogs and Cats, Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

Unless robots also have periods I suspect your hope is misplaced.

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

Emily Yoffe, in a nutshell

Letter writer should be congratulated for asking a question that made Dear Prudence's response sound like Dan Savage by comparison.

Oh good, another option that other women will judge me for choosing or not choosing! #themiracleofbirth

He is a prime example of "butch blinders," wherein you imagine how much hotter a dude would be if only they were a butch dyke. Well, a prime example physically, cuz his personality is a total boner-killer.

I dont like what she has done, but the "poor taxpayers" argument often annoys me. We are paying lots more taxes for things which are *seriously* awful.

anyone else click thinking it was going to be a gallery of all Laura Dern's Globes looks ever?

Yeah...No. Smashing someone's property in a fit of rage is a two-level attack; One, it destroys their property, depriving them of it, and two, it sends a very clear message: This could easily happen to you, next time, or even this time, if you make me angry enough.

Why isn't he in jail?

But Trayvon Martin is a thug and George Zimmerman is a good, law abiding citizen who exercises his second amendment rights responsibly.

I blame Oprah for two of TV's biggest quacks and charlatans: Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz.

I think Arya will end up with the widest array of different looks of any character in the series.

I can't listen to these because I do get this weird physical reaction to them that is tingly and pleasurable and stuff but I'm like embarrassed by that because from New England.

When reading that first paragraph I somehow thought, in light of the first two examples, that "Pappy van Winkle" was a creative way of referring to vials of donor sperm. Apparently it's just whiskey...

I hate co-opting posts, but please, can you guys cover the ongoing protests in NYC? An LRAD sound cannon was turned on peaceful protesters last night, hundreds of us were arrested, many were sprayed with pepper spray, and hundreds more were shoved around by the cops, pushed to the ground, intimidated, and chased down…

I think the lesson here is to write down all of the details while being raped. It's the only way to be sure. Maybe tell your rapists to set up a camera. Otherwise, you bitches be lyin'.

Oh right, that nationwide vote on whether police are allowed to murder black people. Was that THIS November? Oopsie!