I can't bear the thought of my Schroeder not living forever. He's a troublemaker, but he's also my best friend :((((((((

In my professional dog trainer opinion: Yes. 90% of dogs have one of these names.

I don't see "Mojito", which means mine will live forever?

Huckleberry will live forever!!! At least I tell myself that bc I can't imagine life without him.

When I got my goldendoodle, the breeder originally told me she had only males left, so I spent the whole drive there thinking of male names and I really wanted to go with Weasley since the pups all had red hair when they were born. Then I got there and they had one female available after all so I chose her. I really…

Wee Jenkins (not on the list!) the Bearded Wonder is also here to assist our group therapy.

Here are two of my munchkins and yes they will live forever. (And yes the cat is cleaning her because he's a weirdo and weirdos live forever. This is science.)

My dogs are rescues too. Not a great picture but it's one of the few where they are (1) together and (2) not chewing on each other. They are, from left to right, Peru and India.

Psh, whatever, my Archie will be cloned and passed down for generations. OH HOW I WISH THIS WERE TRUE. :( :( :(

Mojo has been instructed to outlive me, because I cannot deal with the alternative.

this is my miniature black poodle, L.B. I was 5 years old when we got him, and my sister and I named him "Little Brother" because he is our little brother, and we really liked Mulan and her dog was named Little Brother. L.B. is now 15 years young. He enjoys daily walks and runs around the dog park, and inspires…

This is my Lucy:

I love this because my dog is named Sadie, and she came like that when I rescued her.

It is! The doggie daycare I take my pups to set it up—a photographer with a studio in an RV just set up camp in their parking lot for a day. I was worried about how my dogs would work as subjects, and they were absolutely awful, but the photographer was incredibly skillful at posing them and getting good split-second…

Mac (not Max) has as much energy at 3 as he did as a puppy - I predict a very long life for this little guy. (ETA: I realize, after posting this, the irony of writing about his energy while posting a picture of him sleeping. All I can say is that he gives 100% to everything he does, whether it's napping or barking at…

Send this picture to the CSI lab techs, and tell them to "enhance." You'll find that tag on that sweet dog's collar says "Molly."

Banjo plans to live forever

Pffffft, speak for yourselves, inferior dog owners. My Buster is going to live to be at least 35.

This has no relevance whatsoever but why does almost every media outlet use a picture of Cosby in that ridiculous "Nin hao peng you" (a polite, 'hello friend' in Mandarin). I've seen it everywhere and the message on it kind of creeps me out considering the articles it accompanies.

And that's the genius of the joke, it plays both ways equally well. Like a picture of a vase that turns into two heads who are actually rapists.