Poopweasel they name is Jason Chaffetz.

Question: Does Trump get a free grope now that his punch card is full?

All follow-ups to Guffman have paled in comparison so this is no surprise at all.

Who in the hell has tried enough slow cookers to have a favourite?

Who in the hell has tried enough slow cookers to have a favourite?

Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chill time on a boat off the coast of Turkey Vicodin?

Let’s crowdsource the $111,000 and buy him out.
Then, let’s make his followers do bad stuff to each other.
Because it’s our cult now. Our cult.

I woke up one night to my roommate putting a plastic bag over his head.

“A man and his sister in law”
#DoinIt

Counterpoint:

If she thinks that lingerie shots of something he’s already pounded into are a tease she is dumber than I thought she was.

For people looking to have the story undermined, I guess it is.

For people looking to have the story undermined, I guess it is.

I had friends make up a story to see if they could get on Jerry Springer in the early 90's. The did and were flown to do a taping. I’m sure it comes as no surprise that it is 100% staged... Right down to of the producers cutting the threads on a negligee one brought so she could tear it apart easier.

The set-up was…

Some days I wish there was a Hell becasue I woud fuck these people straight there.

Some days I wish there was a Hell becasue I woud fuck these people straight there.

Sex as a gift on special occasions is so heterosexual. #ThingsStraightPeopleDo

Sex as a gift on special occasions is so heterosexual. #ThingsStraightPeopleDo