This is where I’m at. I drive a bit further (100miles+ a day), but the car is paid off and has no major issues currently. I’m quickly approaching 200k, but hopefully the ole ‘08 can keep chugging for a few more years.

He’s Bourgeois Bradley

aaaaaahhhhhhh

“Can I be blunt, Joe?”

wow

If you don’t create spaces for people to legally jump their cars, they will illegally jump them on the street.

Honestly, I like it. I prefer knowing where exactly the ball is on each pitch instead of waiting for a replay. The games without any zone drive me crazy.

Twitter discourse is already buzzing about increased security at events, and the first thing I’m thinking of is that black folks showing up to tournaments are gonna get harassed hardcore.

JUST WHEN YOU THINK CHRISTIANITY IS ON THE ROPES!

When I read the headline, I assumed “Parts Unknown” was a county in Tennessee.

An NFL owner that does something [record scratch] good?

It’s because he’s rich and Americans fucking LOVE a rich guy.

$27,000? So they stole like 6 iPhones and 3 MacBooks?

I’ve seen quilts made of less patchwork...

That’s great that they released this album posthumously. RIP Aubrey, can’t believe Pusha T did him like that.

I blame the media. No, really. Les Moonves in particular. Before the election, they covered Twitler like he was Jesus incarnate, gasping at his every utterance. The admitted they made SO much money off him, it was redonkulous, and they made more than NBC did off The Apprentice, so that was just lagniappe. After the…

Never. Trump has a 45% approval rating. Almost half of every person in this country thinks these people are actually the least shitty people on earth.  I’m done with Americans.  This country sucks ass.

As a black man, when given the option, I always play as a white woman so start with any of the female characters if you ask me.

“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,”