You know these are white people, right?

Well Republicans are allowed to assemble, so I guess so.

Yeah, all he had to do was hop out to the C4 store around the corner...

Oh jesus, who the fuck cares. Stop worrying so much about what other people like doing and you’ll be much happier.

Exactly how I felt. “Wow, this game is REALLY nice to play, where’s the content to actually play WITH though?” Like, people have consistently said the game gets better and better with each expansion, but I don’t want to have to buy more of a game I already own just so that it can have something in it. Destiny wasn’t…

Meanwhile all the rest of us be like

Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!

Obligatory.

I wish car manufacturers would be more creative with cloth interiors. This is pretty cool besides the name.

The Wrangler Dragon Edition, it comes to us from an alternate universe where Bruce Lee never existed and Burt Reynolds took his place.

if you don’t like the slant-nose Porsche you clearly haven’t done enough blow

Wait a minute. This just gave me an idea. Is Blood Drive the origin story for Pixar’s Cars? It is, isn’t it?

Frontline was the first thing that came to my mind. I don’t know how different someone can make a Normandy level, but this looks exactly like it.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

People DO have the choice of an actual color. Like most luxury car companies, MB will make you a car in literally any color you want. You can bring them a Polaroid of the placenta let over after your birth, and they will color match your car to be as close as possible to your disgusting afterbirth.

Unstable? We have Donald Trump as President and already have nuked one country and invaded countless others without UN approval.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

It’s not even that. It’s capitalism, with companies saying they don’t want to be associated with his brand. They have that right, pure and simple.

Why do the anti-PC folks always turn out to be the biggest snowflakes?

One of the local sports talk radio shows in Philly, got a hold of the lady and gave her some jewelry from one of their sponsors as well as front row premium tickets to another Phillies game. They also found out the guy’s name and outed him on the radio. Can’t remember his name or I’d name him here. Not everyone here…