There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I don’t want to jump to any conclusions here...but maybe it’s about time we formed a human chain around Vin Scully, just as a precaution.

Forever the greatest sports photo for me. The quintessential “YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUG OUT”

[Newspaper artist goes to hospital]

No, 2016. No. You don’t get The Greatest too. Fuck right off.

A big chunk of my income goes to taxes. If I’m going to be dumping that much money, some of it better be used on fighter jets in flashy paint jobs.

I’m an old, but I do know AF is short for ‘as fuck’ and used to be used more to hide the fact that ‘fuck’ was involved but now I hear kids say things like “that shit is fuckin’ nasty AF.” Like they say A and then F out loud. After saying ‘fuckin.’

Because it’s cool AF?

So I paid the troll toll, do I get into the boy’s hole?

I had no idea this was relevant to my interests until now

Heh, my wife has a BA in Accounting and Economics and is also the one who maxes out the credit card every month on stupid junk because she has no impulse control. The first thing on my list is to take away her credit card.

The man is a goddamn wizard.

I guess that means Benteke would need this...

Seen him play? No opposing team would kidnap him. His own teammates, maybe.

Great, now I’m switching between Battlefield: Los Angeles and Car Chase: Los Angeles.

It’s always nice to see a forward firing on target.

You, my friend, are a true American hero.

I got the game today and it’s both hilarious and awesome. The fact that you have nothing good to say about it shows you have no taste in video games

-Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for