If I had a nickle for every Canadian or American with a German last name that thinks they have final say on who gets to be a citizen of their country, I could probably get myself a nice new pair of soccer cleats.

*goes to southern california*

Oh yeah! Didnt even think of them. And I was also thinking yesterday that I have no idea what an argonaut is.

Yeah I steep the tea and then add the hot chocolate. Thicker and chocolatier (not a real word maybe) the better because then its not watery. Strong tea and strong hot chocolate and then its usually a good mix.

Theres also a lot of actual Indians from India over here so it would just make no sense to call natives Indians, when we have immigrants from India! Right?

*closes history book*

Feels like I havent seen a blue jay in years. No joke there. Just havent seen one lol.

I was just joking about how their team name wont fly up here im Canada! This is hilarious. The Toronto Blue Jays vs the Cleveland First Peoples of America.

New colour for 2016: Turnt Sienna

Consent

Yeah its like millions of people heard the word “pussy” but didnt understand the part where he talked about assaulting women. Thats what makes it different than homies chillin talkin about fuckin chicks. Guy talk like that DOES happen. But rarely does it solicit sexual assault.

Half peppermint tea half Belgian hot chocolate. Im not picky about this stuff like this but thats how you do it.

The elusive targets make me wanna play this game pretty bad.

Who is surprised? Donald Trumps the kinda dude that says the n word.

Responsible gun owners can also include violent alcoholics with young kids.

Everyone should have guns to protect themselves, but will face a life sentence for using a gun to protect themselves. Did I get that right?

Why does Cher tweet like a Japanese spambot?

This is the greatest

Lol that your name is boob punch related.

Ladies, I dont want to disrespect, but the pussy grabbing jokes. Do you hate them? Is it jokeable? Its pretty bad, but its at Trumps expense. Im pretty sure its going to go viral for the next couple weeks!