I mean the three you mentioned pretty much covered it. You could have even added an all of the above and youd have a good shot.

Anybody know of this Bryan Burnham dude from college ball? Hes so damn promising for the Leos

Nah Im pretty sure its his job to sell 10000 dollar jackets for rich white French guys now.

87 METER touchdown return.

FTFY

Yes

“21 percent of roadside drug tests given by Florida law enforcement incorrectly identified a substance as methamphetamines.”

It was alright. I dont get why people were so amazed by it. It was my least favourite episode of the season I think.

Some of the animal jokes are unreal. When I first saw a bird with arms fly away by waving its arms I almost died laughing.

Man this show is so good.

Double push up bras?

Yeah Im not sure what the psychological effects of spending your late teens getting voluntarily sexually harassed on the internet by multiple people are. But thats how I see it regardless. I dont like it!

Im too old to be reading this shit and Im not even 25 yet.

Minute Maid fruit punch is like a stoners water of life. Or Good Host ice tea from Costco.

I dont think its going to last unless they add more Pokemon or a new game or something. People will get sick of it too fast.

Those Spidey socks are on fire. I believe she is what people sometimes refer to as a “bad bitch”.

I find 2 AAs go a long way in these controllers.

Maybe the hotel hires someone to photoshop off all the body hair for the promo pics and adds a tax for it to everyone’s bill.

Woah. There isn’t a body hair in that entire picture.

Damn thats some fine wordplay

and maaaaaan is it ever nonsense.