Do their wives?

Got a feelin hes gonna be one of the “people we lost this year” at the next Emmys (no idea when they hold the Emmys lol). He aint seein 2018 thats for sure.

Maybe he should go on tv now and try clear his name. Rock Bottom.

A check engine light that gives you the code/problem? now you’re dreaming my friend, now you’re dreamin. (I drive a VW)

Hope one day Canada can host a world cup. Maybe joint with the states. We aren’t a developing country and it’s gorgeous up here in the summer. Maybe not as corrupt as FIFA would like us to be though.

Having been hit in the head with a lacrosse ball travelling at a very low speed. THEY HURT! A LOT! not much different than taking a rock to the head.

If youre a footballer and dont respect Zidane theres something wrong.

Back in 2005 when I was 16 I won a trip to Spain from Adidas and ended up winning a 5-a-side tournament, which got our mini team into the finale which was a commercial type promotion they were shooting on the southern coast in Murcia. I got to play against Zizou and he nutmegged me pretty bad. Will never forget playin…

Well I’ll personally wait until he gets up to 10 or 20 to paint him guilty like I have Bill Cosby.

We can’t forget that sometimes bitches be trippin’

Good thing that Katana isn’t serrated. Could have done double damage, maybe even kill someone with a critical.

Probably find out if they actually raped someone.

LOL

Thanks.

TL;scrolled to vagina

Man I was struggling. Knew I had a good joke but the wording is a tough one for what I had in mind.

Getting a rich celebrity in jail is like trying to get a down comforter into it’s goddamn sleeve thing it comes with.

I am to the backheel pass, what Muhammed was to the Quran.
In my own fucked up little world anyways!

The pass was intentional, if his Nike Hypervenom boots get any hotter, they will in fact be able to melt the steel beams.

Disagree, he was thinking turn and shoot, but definitely looks like he attempted a backheel pass. I play the same position and backheel the ball probably more than anyone I know combined. Luck is luck, but you make your own luck. When you’re Neymar luck is gonna happen lots.

There’s this guy on my team I can’t stand…

RAPE OFF!!