My super nice white guy is soooo good. I can go to a Christian wedding and just kill it. I take a lot of pride in it.

Seahawk’s Defensive Coordinator Kris Richard claims, “This isn’t at all how we drew it up.”

I’d be shocked if he’s aloud to rip around on one of those things.

It’s so crazy that these people basically spend 2 years blowing countless dollars to do this. I like how John Oliver was asked about it by Colbert and clearly gives zero fucks about the presidential race. ITS NEXT NOVEMBER, there are bigger things to worry about. This race is all you hear about on tv every single day.

Pouring ice water over my head on Facebook saved so many lives though. Alzheimer’s patients or whatever that stunt was for.

I always forget how short charizard is. Seems like hed be massive. i really want a life size stuffed gyarados.

This is closer to being offside than that goal haha

Man these bat flips are amazing, I didn’t even know they were a thing!

As someone that watches soccer, I don’t understand the fuss. Celebrations are awesome. If the fans can celebrate so should the players.

We call it a Canadian Baptism up here

“Get that bat outta mah face!”

Im a huge Canucks fan and Arsenal fan and I havent actually cried over sports. Ive been really sad though! Game 7 2011 stanley cup final. And the champions league final vs. Barca in Paris.

Not sure why guys are all of a sudden sliding into second like Sergio Ramos.

There’s literally a “What is Firewatch?” link.

Shoulda been smokin weed. They’d be following road signs like they lead you to gold.

More of these people needed guns, so less people would have gotten stabbed, or however the second amendment is supposed to work in 2015.

The power of poking fun at yourself is very strong. People want to make fun of you and it’s harder when you beat them to it. Super fucked up, but very true.

A guy thats won more world junior championships than Eichel

Fabri is awesome. That Oilers v Blues game was like a Canadian World Junior alumni game.