That boy needs a gun. Definitely need to get the kid a gun.

So what is his arm made of?

I didn’t get proved wrong. I never gave a damn, just kept on scrollin’.

Sinister was fuckin scary

They get millions of those dollars from Americans as well, it’s awful.

Probably happens more often than not

Yeah...I guesssss.....If you’re into supermodels!

I wish those ones were true tho!

Also when you’re pregnant and when you have a young child it eats up time and money, and you spend less time worrying about what these fucking clowns are doing behind closed doors.

I know a thing or two about 5 pound bowls of cereal. Currency joke for the day!

“Just a reminder, Hilary will not be answering any brain-using questions this morning, we thank you for your co-operation.”

“Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?”

Just Ben Arfa bein Ben Arfa.

this your first year watchin the Prem, bro?

When I visit the states I drink Sierre Nevada, what a fine beer they make! It’s sold up here but it’s kinda pricey. almost 20 bucks for a 6 pack where I work.

I was hoping for true black comedy where he actually accidently hits Bautista over the head with it or something.

“Come on Pappi, CHOKE ME YOU BITCH!”

*Awkward silence throughout the entire stadium*

Fuck that would be funny if the whole stadium went silent and they heard that. I should remake Major League.

or push him into the Gatorade cooler and it gets them all sticky, and Harper proceeds to slip on a banana peel left there by Jayson Werth.

I THINK I KNOW WHAT SCHADENFREUDE IS!!
....someone asked me yesterday.

Pretty sure every single one of them is a corporate shill. Until someone, maybe like Bern, will stand up and put an end to the money being moved between corporations and politicians. The rest of them can and have been bought.