i know eh? we usually pull out phones and place them a few inches from our faces so we can read the screen.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

Oh neat, it looks like Neapolitan ice cream.

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

Shitty story that makes no fucking sense? Incredibly poor acting? Zero chemistry between any and all of the actors? Crap direction? Yes, the movie sucked exactly because of the reasons I thought.

I find it funny and quite naive that you would think that just because you comply you wont get shot. Its not about the possessions, its about the fact someone is willing to kill you over them and I wont let that happen. If you believe thats the best course of action, I can respect that. But know that complying doesnt…

Lesson of the story? Buy a gun & learn to shoot if you can. Because shooting people (even if they’re assholes) is bad but it is still miles better then getting shot.

Right, cause rape is an appropriate consequence of criminal activity that we should be supporting.

Yeah, he totally deserves to get raped in prison because he helped people pirate some movies...

The launch really hasn’t been that terrible. AT all. Stop saying that, it’s driving me nuts. Very rarely do launches on server-based games with massive numbers of players go well in the slightest. This one has been pretty average, and faaaaaaaar from terrible.

Obviously it’s in her hand, how else did she take the picture?

Take my money now.

Meanwhile us Subies have resorted to other means of making it by...

“Denied”, “Denied”, “Denied”, “Denied”, “Denied”

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Cute.

They took the sign too literally

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....…