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Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

Oh neat, it looks like Neapolitan ice cream.

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

I find it funny and quite naive that you would think that just because you comply you wont get shot. Its not about the possessions, its about the fact someone is willing to kill you over them and I wont let that happen. If you believe thats the best course of action, I can respect that. But know that complying doesnt

Lesson of the story? Buy a gun & learn to shoot if you can. Because shooting people (even if they’re assholes) is bad but it is still miles better then getting shot.

The launch really hasn’t been that terrible. AT all. Stop saying that, it’s driving me nuts. Very rarely do launches on server-based games with massive numbers of players go well in the slightest. This one has been pretty average, and faaaaaaaar from terrible.

Meanwhile us Subies have resorted to other means of making it by...

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

They took the sign too literally

You could be right, but you still cannot escalate to deadly force unless your life is in danger. I can’t pull my gun just because some guy is giving me the finger. No one wants to walk away anymore.

They don’t seem to be doing very much passing. Most all road rage is two people being assholes, and one winning. The loser plays the victim.

Nice. Alternatively:

Wife: “So honey, what did you do today?”

What about the brave heroes that stopped to kick the rocks and gravel out of the road the camaro threw there. They’re doing gods work and saving the public from rock chips and cracked windshields. They’re the real stars of this video.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Maybe that’s why they’re crashing. Dune bashing requires beer.

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....