They’re going to time jump and then spend the entirety of the season in fragmented flashbacks showing what happened in the time that was jumped over.

I’m starting to think the NCAA’s proclamations of so-called “amateurism” are unfounded...

watching a second stringer like todd bow out like that really shows me that commitment isn’t something in his quiver.

Well, I mean, this wasn’t a minor offense that you wouldn’t want to ruin an athlete’s life over, like punching a woman in the face or raping them.

That’s a fancy cover for a coloring book.

Nope, common misconception. The most common type of hand sanitizer doesn’t contain antimicrobials. It just dries out the germs with alcohol, which is not a thing they can develop resistance to.

But seriously, WTF is it with doors. The front door and the fridge door get left open all the f’in time. Arhelkehwopidudfh,, Close the fucking door!

Ever since NBC thought it was necessary for their commentators to speak over the ENGLISH announcer at the London games opening I’ve been turned off by the whole olympics.

It’s popular among a certain segment of establishment-wary liberals to say that it’s not that vaccines are unsafe, necessarily, but that the Food and Drug Administration oversees them The FDA and other federal regulatory agencies can’t be fully trusted, that argument goes, and so vaccine safety is called into…

Nats manager is a job that hasn’t been run competently ever since Brandon defected to the Beach Club.

Mrs Cruz go back to bed

“Sources: 45 people in bar were killed by Patrick Kane; 42 of them also eaten.”

There’s a huge difference between Taylor Swift’s New York and Seinfeld’s.

PSA: Progressives have to start focusing on local as well as national elections. Your school boards and city/county governments are key. Ask candidates about sex ed and other issues you think are important. You don’t even have to talk to anyone anymore. Look up the candidates and send an email.

second sentence has the ultimate dangling modifier. just fyi.

Allen Iverson didn’t create a more accepting sports environment. What created the more accepting sports environment were people who wanted to describe him as misunderstood so they could feel better about rooting for someone who was, in all likelihood, not a good person. Now that he’s out of the league, no Hall of Fame…

i heard NBC tried to offer Carlin the Tonight Show but he's been dead for 7 years.

So many viewers can't name tuba player on the Roots.

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

As a Penn State fan, this was the only part of the sanctions that I didn't really object to. Joe absolutely could have and should have done more. I don't believe that he actively covered up what Sandusky was doing, I just think that he was guilty of not doing what most reasonable people could have done. But at the…